Neko

▶▶WESTRN EXP Room Avail. - 5 Br 2 Ba - FREE Wifi - $300∕mo is a horror serial short story updating monthly.

Climate change, war in the middle east, plus Portland is being eaten alive by luxury developers, but all Ollie wants is a place to live that's not falling apart and might stand a chance of not devouring their paycheck every two weeks. All things considered, then, it could be worse than a couple obnoxious roommates they don't have to actually spend time with and a basement washing machine that occasionally ruins a shirt as collateral. It could be worse. Right?

chapter 1 UP NOW

an unforeseen upside of my undergrad career being delayed further by plague times: at least now im moderately accustomed to having jack shit to do all day. jesus christ, but is unemployment draining. having nothing to do, living alone, and trying not to spend money severely limits the amount of Things to do each day, it's exhausting just trying to find ways to occupy myself. it doesn't help, ofc, that the library is closed for maintainence and its also pushing 90 deg every day. what if i get top surgery just for smth to do. i'm already gonna be in debt forever!

first off, yes, i am still tragically in the grasp of supernatural (2005-2020) and have not wriggled free. what can i say: the shit you loved at 14 stays with you forever. i finished 2 more drafts today + will probably get them up sometime next week, but im also working on my book (based on my monster house thesis) so idk, might save a few for posting in a drought lol.

i also remembered last night that i made this whole game proposal for a scifi class online summer 2020 (which is probably why i forgot it, coming in the sweet spot between early pandemic haze and getting cancer that fall) and dug it back up. GOD i wish i could do game design, this thing was so cool... if anyone wants 2 try 2 make it, hmu. link's on /fic.html but you can also get to it here directly too (view on desktop, obv). i might port it onto this site too, idk. hm... hmmmmmm....

ETA 6/6: yep, port here

WELCOME TO MY PAGE, INTERNET TRAVELER. my name's keaton and im an unemployed english grad. got a lot of freetime on my hands, to say the least, and im not spending it outdoors when its high 90s with humidity like whoa, so freshening up on my hodgepodge honed-on-tumblr HTML skills via collecting deeply 2000 and late gifs and making stupid little text games and horror stories. this is where im putting those, ig. OFF stans make some noise. laterz.

read my senior thesis monster houses so the last 6 years weren't a waste. except more inexplicable intertextual rambling posts as the book is underway

in the meantime, please enjoy this yume nikki hand staircase. call that a. well. call that a monster staircase. this wasn't a very thought out joke tbh

• leah rilke, the wilds
• david fisher, six ft under
• kristen bouchard, evil
• barry, barry
• allison cameron, house md
• cobel, severance
• rachel berry, glee

if anyone has a spare 1939/1940 world's fair saturn lamp (clear or green, im not picky) lying around they want off their hands pls call ███-███-████